“Oompa loompas don’t sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds.”
“Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else.”
“Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well.”
[suddenly, upon waking] “Stop the panther!”
“Don’t eat the jelly! Don’t eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It’ll turn your teeth green… Like mini apples.”
“You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You’ll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh.”
[ yelled upon waking] “COCK HUNTER!”
These are some words spoken by a certain Adam while he sleeps. Adam speaks so much in his sleep that his wife started a blog about it. What Adam says can be called hilarious. Read for yourselves.
(Thanks Michiel!)